“God, that’s disgusting!” I nearly shouted.
“Why can’t I just have the maple doughnuts,
Tell Chef to chocolate drizzle them, instead?”
“Sorry, no substitutions.” he demurred.
“Yes but, do you really think I will pay
To eat a doughnut with tabasco sauce,
Or creamed corn, never mind what you drizzle,
Sizzle, or otherwise ganache it with?”
— Lincoln Business Model
“Why can’t I just have the maple doughnuts,
Tell Chef to chocolate drizzle them, instead?”
“Sorry, no substitutions.” he demurred.
“Yes but, do you really think I will pay
To eat a doughnut with tabasco sauce,
Or creamed corn, never mind what you drizzle,
Sizzle, or otherwise ganache it with?”
— Lincoln Business Model